So you think you have what it takes to join the SGM? Below is a quick questionnaire full of questions you might want to ask yourself to ascertain your exact level of gansterliness.
1. Do you own and know how to operate a squirt gun?
2. Do you sometimes find yourself fantasizing about wars in public spaces such as shopping malls or libraries possibly involving water balloons, food, and or bubbles?
3. Do you know how to ride a unicycle? Tricycle? Dragon?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
5. Are you bothered by this question?
6. Do you come from a long line of squirt gun gangsters, or can you at least eat a plate of spaghetti while speaking in a funnny Italian accent?
7. On a scale of 1 - 10, how good are you at drawing on fake moustaches?
8. Do you identify as a "real OG?"
9. Do you have pets and if so have you named them after members of the Sopranos? (ex: Tony the Fish, Carmela the Cat, Dr. Jennifer Melfi the Golden Retriever).
10. Did you actually read all this crap?
If you answered yes to most of the above, you are qualified to join the Squirt Gun Mafia. You can do so by following this blog, or if you are addicted to giving big companies all of your personal information, by following us on Facebook.
